I am a dad, I tell dad jokes.

  Do you know, they opened a restaurant on Mars?

       The food is ok, but it lacks atmosphere.

  I am so tempted to buy Carl.ninja, just to be a ninja.

  What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick!

  That came out with the iPhone 1!

  What is black and white and /red/

       all over – a newspaper

  What computer can sing? A Dell